Do you struggle with having erections at the wrong time? Saturday Night Live’s Suppressex can help. We don’t know how it works, but we do know that when you take one you don’t have to worry about getting into a crowded elevator wearing sweatpants. Perfect for church, yoga class, laying face-down on a water slide, and standing. Suppressex: “for anytime it’s no time for an erection.” Inspired by the SNL skit starring Tracie Morgan. Actually filled with cinnamon imperials.
Weight: 8 oz. (227 g)